|Song: I Will Always Love You!|
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Rose Tyler! I knew it! That dirty blonde assassin.
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
i poured my milk all over the fucking counter bc i was looking at the fuckn ben c licking gif this is all shelly’s fault
i’m so glad
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
birds chirping when you’re trying to sleep